Layers upon layers lie before me, idyllic, resting. Local legend has it that the seemingly infinite rock formations protruding out of Halong Bay’s waters are the petrified remains of a descended dragon; who am I to dispute it? “That must be one big-ass dragon,” I thought.
As I relax on the bobbling junk, I close my eyes and imagine all the possible locations a dragon may choose to call home in today’s crazy crazy world. Not China—nor Vietnam, for that fact—too crowded and polluted even if we pride ourselves as direct descendents of the species. Not Japan for obvious reasons. Not Europe, too broke and ‘austere’ to supply all the food and resources it needs. And certainly not the United States since all the NIMBYDTOM (not-in-my-backyard-don’t-tread-on-me) folks may take out their shot guns and start shooting the poor thing while demanding the government to begin profiling all flying beings that appear foreign; “it’s illegal! It doesn’t have papers! Deport it to Mexico!”
As I engage in this impossible maze of queries, I remember the immaculate Latin American coastline donde nadan las ballenas y delfinas (I wrote about la ruta del sol of Ecuador here). Surely the dragon would become fast friends with the other pristine creatures swimming in la costa latina…but I am once again dumbstruck by the realization that Hugo Chavez may capture the beast and exploit it as a prop in his many shameless campaigns of self-promotion. I promptly exasperate, and resign to the fact that the dragon may not find a suitable residence on the planet earth I have become familiar with.
Granted, the list of places I touch on represents only a minute fraction of the world (nor can my zany simpleton musings be qualified as thoughtful analyses); but the point is this: when you find yourself bored one day, ask yourself this question: “would the dragon (or gryphon, phoenix, sphinx etc.) live in my community given its social and environmental conditions?” If you recognize any negative traits that make you stop before you begin, think of why they persist, what you can do to rectify them, then act on it. You might be glad that you did your part to make the surroundings more habitable for both yourself and the mythical being concerned.
Disclaimer: the mental health of this author is determined to be (sufficiently) intact by relevant authorities.













